(Source: sekkusudorei)

作成者

natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

作成者
作成者

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

作成者

roboboners:

"im not really into homestuck anymore"

mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too

作成者

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

作成者

(Source: rnushroom)

作成者

(Source: harleyquinn00)

作成者

empressmarina:

[blows a kiss to the ocean] for the kaijus

作成者

lanashiftdelrey:

friends: how can u still wear black, its summer

me:

image

作成者

aidn:

rise

作成者

(Source: zdf)

作成者

jessiedoodles:

I just started a game of Portal, and all I could hear when I got to the turrets was Engie’s voice going “Ain’t that a cute little gun?”

So yeah, that’s what happens when you play multiple video games at the same time. The guns become friends~

Actually it’s kinda like Wall-E and EVE, if Wall-E and EVE were murderers!

作成者

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad)

作成者

(Source: bares-antigos)

作成者