washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want
"im not really into homestuck anymore"
mhm. but where yo ass gonna be after the gigaupd8? we all know u gonna be on mspa reading that shit too
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
[blows a kiss to the ocean] for the kaijus
friends: how can u still wear black, its summer
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.