too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything