handjob:

when someone gets called out for saying something problematic & they try justifying it

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trinketsabernathy:

Laura Benanti is my inspiration for everything

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notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

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vihtikmaher:

Broken Age is beautiful.

(Source: djjoejoe)

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aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

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icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

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hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

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(Source: littlepaints)

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teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
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redvsboohoo:

me handling my responsibilities like…

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(Source: thatssorayvin)

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(Source: apple--shampooo)

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texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New YorkCity, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

(Source: nerdsagainsthumanity)

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teenwolf:

I can’t even with Coach rn

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